Jeff Dunham Achmed’s “Jingle Bombs”
Posted on 15. Feb, 2012 by Darrell Stephens in Funny Songs
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy! Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That’s when I got shot in the ass by the US Military… [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs US soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead or I’ll kill you… I KILL YOUOUOU! PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS! Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information!
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15. Feb, 2012
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UnitedWeStandUSA1
15. Feb, 2012
i LOVE THIS GUY. OMG HE IS SOOO FUNNY.
UnitedWeStandUSA1
15. Feb, 2012
@AnoodBieber who’s being racist????
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
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evelinebj
15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
My favorite is? SILENCE night ^_^
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AnoodBieber
15. Feb, 2012
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PromoPrime
15. Feb, 2012
My favorite is SILENCE night ^_^
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
@hunnybunnylover22 His son? is even hotter;)
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
@ian10110 Jingle bombs, jingle bombs……lalalalaaaaa…..dit your teacher? liked it ??? Damn.
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theK00Kaburra
15. Feb, 2012
2211 people only got a towel upon there head! xD
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
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15. Feb, 2012
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